Big news: men have affairs. This happens even when their wife is beautiful, even when they have young children, and yes, even when they’re presidents. And yet, every time, the infidelity seems to come as a surprise.
Take Tiger Woods. True, he’s been “outed” by no less the ten mistresses in a few days and that’s a lot. But what is it that makes this so big a scandal? That he cheated on his wife? That the women are making money on selling the details? That some of them are porn stars? That they’re all white? That he had unprotected sex? Or is it that he actually thought he would get away with it? (Did Magic Johnson? Did Michael Jordan?)
Nah, the real scandal is “How stupid is he?”. By now, men should know that when they think with the wrong head they end up getting caught some day, some way. (Especially when they have the paparazzi hanging around day and night.) Be it for a blowjob (Hugh Grant, Bill Clinton), because your lovechild shows up at your funeral (François Mitterand), because you bang your children’s nanny (Jude Law) or because you get your “acquaintance” pregnant (again, most recently, Jude Law).
What never ceases to amaze me is that not only do these men cheat on their partners, they do it without protection. Again, how stupid are they? Boris Becker, Mick Jagger, Prince Albert of Monaco, John Edwards… all have at least one “love child” (which, in some cases seems a rather inappropriate word). And across the world, there are millions of non-celebrities in the same situation (with mothers who don’t sell the story and fathers who don’t finance their child’s upbringing).
Cheating on your “second half” is most certainly a lack of respect in the first place, but not wearing a condom when doing so is the last straw. Not to mention the texting, taking pictures of or filming the lurid details, or talking about it explicitly on the phone (remember Prince Charles’ phone conversations with Camilla?).
The question is, and will probably always be, why do men do it? I don’t think you need to be a couple’s counsellor or a psychologist to answer the question. My personal theory is simple: men are like children, they need continuous attention and always lured by a new toy. That’s why they also often “pass the line” when their partner is pregnant or busy looking after their young offspring. They sense the new kid in the house is going to take the attention away from them, so they seek it elsewhere. Or maybe it’s even simpler, maybe my friend Natasha is right: “It’s because they’re men”. Not that any of these “excuses” are valid of course.
Lots of films deal with infidelity, but none, in my eyes, as well at “Heartburn” with Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson. If you watch the full movie (do!), look out for the last scene – it’s the one to remember.
2 responses to “It’s a question of… Tiger Woods and other men”
I think your friend Natasha is right.
So, Tiger Woods is going to give up Golf. Will we hear cries of “Nooo Tiger don’t! We’ll overlook your disgraceful behaviour, we know you didn’t mean to do it, just don’t give up Golf Pleeeease”! (probably)
The official line being that he feels he needs to “concentrate” on being a good husband & father! So giving up Golf means he won’t be concentrating on his balls so much then!?
Personally I don’t care either way, he’s just another in a long line of celebrities pandering to his own ego.
Why didn’t I keep this short like the last caller…
Yep, Natasha is right!