It’s a question of… Nutella

It should be forbidden by law to have Nutella in the house. As it isn’t, I installed a personal rule many years ago banning me from buying it – except in case of an emergency. I’m trying to find what critical situation might excuse me having Nutella all over my face this very moment, but have difficulties concentrating:  I’m eating it directly out of the jar with a spoon. And, despite me putting the jar back in the kitchen after every spoonful, I know I’ll continue going back and forth till there’s nothing left.

Maybe I’ve seen too many Nutella commercials lately. You know, the ones with children and how it’s really good for them to eat two slices of white bread with Nutella every morning (as long as they drink a glass of juice at the same time). If it’s good for them, it’s good for me, right? Of course, the enlightened person I am knows about the 1173 calories hidden in the jar I’m about to finish, but I keep reminding myself that Nutella’s mostly a hazelnut spread and that nuts are good for you…

Many French people believe that Nutella is French. When I was younger, I thought it was Austrian because it was always shown beside what I believed to be mountain flowers (I had a long “Sound of music” phase). I’ve just found out that it is in fact Italian (a Mr Pietro Ferrero made the first version in 1946).

I’ve also learnt that it’s sold in over 75 countries across the globe but doesn’t taste the same according to where you buy it. The Italian version has less sugar than the French one, which is softer than the German version, and so on. But apparently, the addictive side of Nutella is common for all.

On the official homepage, it says that Nutella outsells all brands of peanut butter combined worldwide. This I find strange (my own peanut butter consumption taken into account), but believable: the three Nutella fan pages on Facebook have over 5 million members; the biggest peanut butter fan page I could find hardly has 5000.

My jar of Nutella is now empty (and my keyboard sticky). I wonder how many of these I’ve finished off since I was a teenager? Quite a lot – after all, it has always been the first antidote for heartbreaks and despair. I don’t even have that excuse today. But then again, do I really need an excuse to eat Nutella?

 

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2 responses to “It’s a question of… Nutella

  1. Hans

    This is much better In My Humble Opinion:

    http://www.veganstore.co.uk/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=1&Product_Code=015

    (and it’s organic, too). The blue one is all-chocolate (i.e. no nuts) and is my personal favourite. My wife uses the generic word “Nutella” about all variants.

    There’s also

    http://www.unmondevegan.net/chokenut-300g-p-280.html?osCsid=futl8cltrff1njc104ce3oafp3¨

    which may be more readily available in your distant corner of the Earth.

  2. Oh my gosh… I have a German husband, and have lived in Germany and France for the last 6 months. I’m so sick of Nutella! I don’t particularly like chocolate, and hazlenuts… I’m tired of hazlenuts. :)

    But now I know what it’s like to be a European and stand in an American grocery store with all those rows and rows of different kinds of peanut butter. And the one little line of nutella. It’s the opposite here, and peanut butter’s so expensive.

    I love the second video, cute!:)

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